Virginity
Concerned about her relationship, a woman approaches her doctor and says “Doc, I’m getting...
Burglar
A burglar, needing money to pay his income taxes, decided to rob the safe...
What does the band now play when Clinton enters the room?
What does the band now play when Clinton enters the room?Kneel to the Chief!
Paying in advance
|A motorist, driving by a Texas ranch, hit and killed a calf that was...
Chauvinist Pigs…Bulb?
How many male chauvinistic pigs does it take to change a light bulb?None. Let...
What’s a famous saying at a gay bar?
What’s a famous saying at a gay bar? May I push in your stool.Sent...
Farts
Q: Why do farts smell?A: So deaf people can enjoy them too.
How can you tell if your date really digs oral sex?
How can you tell if your date really digs oral sex?She hikes up her...
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Your mamma’s so fat when she wears a yellow rain coast outside I yell...
Why does Mary Lou Retton smile so much?
Q. Why does Mary Lou Retton smile so much?A. Because she found out what...