Tombstone Epitaph VI
A widow wrote this epitaph in a Vermont cemetery:Sacred to the memory of my...
Why are men like blenders?
Why are men like blenders?You need one, but you’re not quite sure why.
How many women with PMS does it take to…
Q: How many women with PMS does it take to screw in alight bulb?A:...
10 reasons to buy a new car…
10. Your passenger seat is on the National Register of Historic Places.9. Instead of...
At the ripe old age of 77, grandpa had decided to marry…
At the ripe old age of 77, grandpa had decided to marry a young...
Looking for a monkey wrench
An old farmer is driving down a country road in his pickup truck whenit...
A cure for a headache
Phil was at the bar one night, and complained about having a headache.”I’ve got...
Microsoft ad space
Microsoft announced that it is selling advertising space in the error messages that appear...
I’m not fishing!
A couple went on vacation to a fishing resort up north. The husband liked...
How is Christmas celebrated in a Jewish home?
Q: How is Christmas celebrated in a Jewish home?A: They put parking meters on...