Murphy said to his daughter
|Murphy said to his daughter, “I want you home by eleven o’clock.” She said,...
Making a bet at a bar
|Two guys were in a bar, and they were both watching the television when...
Arriving home very drunk
|A man is in a bar and falling off his stool every couple of...
Scary Seven
Whiy is six afraid of seven?Because seven eight nine!
A Hot Day
It was a stifling hot day and a man fainted in the middle of...
But I’m not a Giants Fan…
Two boys are playing football in Central Park when one is attacked by a...
Now that I’m older…
Now that I’m older…..here’s what I’ve discovered…..I started out with nothing..I still have most...
If you love something …
If you love something, set it free. If it comes back, it was, andalways...
An old man and his son had a one-horse farm where they…
An old man and his son had a one-horse farm where they barely made...
A college professor is explaining to his class that pleasure…
A college professor is explaining to his class that pleasure is a mental state,...