Why do doctors slap babies when they are born?
Why do doctors slap babies when they are born? To knock the penises off...
Why do women have arms?
Q: Why do women have arms?A: Have you any idea how long it would...
Airline Funnies!
Occasionally, airline attendants make an effort to make the “in-flight safety lecture” and their...
Screwy Date
It’s the Spring of 1957 and Bobby goes to pick up his date. He’s...
I just needed to use your car
|After shopping for most of the day, a couple returns to find their car...
What’s pink and slowly turns red?
What’s pink and slowly turns red?A baby chewing a razor blade.
Book Titles
“Bloody Stump” by: Rusty Zipper”Sliding Down a Flagpole” by: Dick Burns”Brown Spots on the...
The company sergent is briefing the recruits…
The company sergent is briefing the recruits:”For the next ten weeks the commanding officer...
Having Affairs
Did you hear about the doctor who had his license taken away because he...
Who does Michael Jackson consider a Perfect 10?
Who does Michael Jackson consider a Perfect “10″? Two 5 year olds.