A bad day
There’s this little guy sitting inside a bar, just looking at his drink.He stays...
A man and his date walk into a very posh Rodeo Drive…
A man and his date walk into a very posh Rodeo Drive furrier afterhaving...
What’s the difference between a policeman’s knightstick and…
Q: What’s the difference between a policeman’s knightstickand a magician’s wand?A: A Magician’s wand...
Punishment For Bigamy
Do you know the punishment for bigamy? Two mother-in-law’s!
Short Lawyer Jokes II
A red-faced judge convened court after a long lunch. The first case involved a...
Men Exercise On the Beach
How do men exercise at the beach?By sucking in their stomachs every time they...
If Hewlett-Packard made toasters…
If Hewlett-Packard made toasters…They would market the Reverse Polish Toaster,which takes in toast and...
Lazy
How can you tell if a man you’re dating is lazy?He throws his kisses.
Touring a new saw mill
|Two Newfies landed themselves a job at a saw mill. Just before morning the...