About one mile a day!
|What was the snail doing on the highway?About one mile a day!
Beer quote
Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. –Benjamin...
Redneck honeymoon.
The hillbilly man and his new bride were on their honeymoon. The first night...
Optimist vs. Pessimist
|A family had twin boys whose only resemblance to each other was their looks....
Not me Sarge!
A drill sergeant had just chewed out one of his cadets, and as he...
Commiting suicide
A blonde and a brunette are living together. The brunette came home from work...
Fidel dies and goes to heaven…
Fidel dies and goes to heaven. When he gets there, St. Peter tells him...
Meet the Schitts!
You don’t know Jack Schitt!When someone says “You don’t know Jack Schitt”, well, now...
The Forrest Gump Connection!
Forrest Gump – Life is like a Box of chocolates…Forrest Dahmer – People are...
The dyslexic satanist.
Who did the dyslexic satanist worship?Santa.