Why do mice have long tails?
|Why do mice have long tails?Well, they’d look silly with long hair!
Signs for “every” job!
In the front yard of a funeral home, “Drive carefully, we’ll wait.”On an electrician’s...
Mr Right Application
Dear ________, I regret to inform you that you have been eliminated from further...
The Pharmacist
Upon arriving home in eager anticipation of a leisurely evening, the husband was met...
Taking the final exam
|Two college basketball players were taking an important final exam. If they failed, they...
Twas The Night…-why did I stop there?
Twas the night before ChristmasAnd all through the houseThere were empties and buttsLeft around...
OLD NEVER DIES 3
|OLD CANNERS never die, they are preservedOLD CARS never die, they just get run...
What’s for Dinner?
A Frenchman, an Englishman, and a New Yorker were captured by cannibals.The chief comes...
Library Fast food
A blonde went in the library and walked up to the librarian behind the...
Why do not Mexicans teach drivers Ed…
Why don’t Mexicans teach driver’s Ed. and Sex Education on the same day? Because...