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While away at a convention, an executive happened to meet a young woman who...
Don’t Forget!
An 80-year-old couple were having problems remembering things, so theydecided to go to their...
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Q. Why can’t blonds work at the M & M Factory?A. They throw out...
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A vampire bat came flapping in from the night covered in fresh blood and...
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Paint the Porch
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The three survivors of the shipwreck were being driven mad by hunger.The Irishman, an...
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Yo mamma’s so fat the cops had to use “The Jaws of life” to...