Viola jokes
|Q: What is a chord?A: Three violists playing in unison.Q: What is the best...
Yo Momma so Old
Yo Momma so old the first cruise line she ever road on was Noah’s...
Hide and squeak!
|What is a mouse’s favorite game?Hide and squeak!
The Perfect Story
There was a perfect man who met a perfect woman. After a perfect courtship,...
Only in America do we use the word ‘politics’…
Only in America… do we use the word ‘politics’ to describethe process so well:...
The amazing golf ball
|A golfer, playing a round by himself, is about to tee off, and a...
Satanic Barney Proof
Satanic Barney Proof Given: Barney is a CUTE PURPLE DINOSAUR Prove: Barney is satanic...
If men had PMS, what would happen?
If men had PMS, what would happen?a) The federal government would allocate funds to...
Bathroom Joke
Q. If you’re American in the kitchen, what are you in the bathroom?A. European.
Frog, warts and all
A bloke walks into a pub with a frog on his head. The bar...