Dumb Part
What’s the dumbest part of a man’s body?His penis. It has a head without...
Call me Bubba
A man boarded an airplane and took his seat. As he settled in, he...
Sight of Money
I was sorry to hear that a friend of mine dropped out of med...
There was once an aspiring veterinarian who put himself through…
There was once an aspiring veterinarian who put himself through veterinary school working nights...
A woman walks into a tattoo parlour…
A woman walks into a tattoo parlour and asks ‘Do you do custom work?”Why...
Why don’t women blink during foreplay?
Why don’t women blink during foreplay? They don’t have time.
Chapped Lips
On a hot, dusty day a cowboy rode into a small frontier town. After...
Satisfaction Guaranteed
A psychiatrist, who was just starting out, advertised his clinic as follows: “Satisfaction guaranteed...
Me and My Boss
When I take a long timeI am slowWhen my boss takes a long timeHe...
Let’s Swear
Mother calls up stairs, “You boys better get down here and eat your breakfast...