The story of the bats
|Two vampire bats wake up in the middle of the night, thirsty for blood....
Household items
Back in the ’70s, days of conspicuous (ahem) consumption, Hugh Hefner was showing a...
The Diagnosis!
There was this woman who was desperate to meet a companion.She went to single...
WARNING: These are RUDE.
Q. Which sexual position produces the ugliest children?A. Ask your mother.Q. How do you...
Adages and Questions
What do you call an unemployed jester? … Nobody’s fool.Half of being smart is...
A guy was driving home one evening…
A guy was driving home one evening when he suddenly realizes that it is...
A dog walks into a butcher shop…
A dog walks into a butcher shop with a purse strapped around hisneck. He...
Must help the wife
|Smith goes to see his supervisor in the front office. “Boss,” he says, “we’re...
Swerve to avoid a box
|Driving to work, a gentlman had to swerve to avoid a box that fell...
Most Religious
A Jew, a Christian and a Muslim were having a discussion about who was...