Soybeans
While going through his wife’s dresser drawers, a farmer discovered three soybeans and an...
Mr Right Application
Dear ________, I regret to inform you that you have been eliminated from further...
Ms. Piggy Counts
Q: Why can’t Miss Piggy count to 70?A: Because she has a frog in...
A wife went in to see a therapist and said…
A wife went in to see a therapist and said, “I’ve got a big...
A croak and dagger agent!
|hat do you call a frog spy?A croak and dagger agent!
As Long As A Cat’s Tail
Two men are in a bar are boasting about their prowess and one of...
Definition of bad lover
Definition of bad lover:An earthquake occurs during sex. Afterwards he asks the woman if...
You Know You’re Out Of College When…
1. Your salary is less than your tuition.2. Your potted plants stay alive.3. Shacking...
Meet Roy the drunk!
Roy walks into the front door of a bar. He is obviously drunk, and...
An elephant…
An elephant walks up to a naked guy and says, “How do you breathe...