7 Quickies!
1) On July 8, 1947, witnesses claim a spaceship with five aliens aboard crashed...
Why was Raggedy Ann thrown out of the toy store?
Q: Why was Raggedy Ann thrown out of the toy store?A: She was caught...
Three blonds on death row
|Three women are about to be executed for crimes. One’s a brunette, one’s a...
He’s a drunk driver
|There was an inebriated driver who was pulled up by the police. When the...
I’m Cured!
A man walks into a bar, and orders a beer. He drinks the beer,...
What has four legs and smells like fish?
What has four legs and smells like fish? Clinton’s desk.
A business man from New York decided to quit his job…
A business man from New York decided to quit his job and buy a...
A practical joke involving jello
|Here’s a delightful treat someone once made for an office Christmas party:A gelatin mold...
Oopsy Daisy!
On opening his new store, a man received a bouquet of flowers. He became...
Put-Downs
Roses are red, violets are blue, I once thought I was ugly, until I...