Martha Stewart’s Rules for Rednecks
GENERAL 1. Never take a beer to a job interview. 2. Always identify people...
A businessman boards a flight…
66.A businessman boards a flight and is lucky enough to be seated next to...
LOFT
Three duffers were out golfing with the club pro one day. The first duffer...
yo mama so stupid.. juice
Yo’ mama is so stupid she tried to make apple juice out of grapes!
New officer efficiency
|These are actual phrases from Officer Efficiency Reports (performance appraisal for the military officers)....
Take in a boarder
An elderly man tells the Doctor he is planning on marrying a women of...
Hit Man
An executive with a new young wife and a yen for golf decided about...
Three men and a baby
“Three Men And A Baby”……..What you get when four men go fishing and one...
The bachelor’s diet
|Bachelor’s DietMONDAY:BREAKFAST – Who can eat breakfast on a Monday? Swallow some toothpaste while...
An attractive young girl, chaperoned by an ugly old lady…
An attractive young girl, chaperoned by an ugly old lady,entered the doctor’s office.”We have...