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Q: What did the blonde say to the physicist?A: “Why, I just love nuclear...
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Lawyers do it with appeal.Lawyers do it confidentially.Lawyers do it on a trial basis.Lawyers...
What did Chelsea say when Hillary asked if she had sex yet?
What did Chelsea say when Hillary asked if she had sex yet?”Not according to...
Golf in the Bedroom
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Wash Hair In Sink
Q: Why do blondes wash their hair in the sink?A: Because, that’s where you’re...
The Crazies
A man is walking along the road, when he hears someone shouting “Twelve! Twelve!”...
A Redneck Joke
1) If you go to your family reunion to pick up guys/women… You might...
The Rabbi wants a raise.
There was a Rabbi whose wife was expecting a baby.The Rabbi went to the...
What’s the definition of a real loser?
What’s the definition of a real loser?A guy who has a wet dream and...
Hillbillies
How do you castrate a hillbilly? Kick his sister in the mouth!