Marriage quotes 08
|If your wife wants to learn how to drive, don’t stand in her way.In...
I’d Love To But…(Pt II)
More goofy excuses you can use to get out of going somewhere you just...
Looking for a monkey wrench
An old farmer is driving down a country road in his pickup truck whenit...
The stir of the town!
It was the stir of the town when an 80 year old man married...
Job well done!
A man and woman were celebrating their 50 year anniversary. That night, the woman...
The fucking lights
Tith the sun beginning to rise, the cabin of the jetliner was suddenly illuminated....
The Night Before Christmas
Twas the night before Christmas, and God it was neat.The kids were both gone,...
I’d Love To But…(Pt IV)
Continuing with our list of dumb excuses that will guarantee you won’t be invited...
The Twelve Days of Windows 95
|On the 1st day of Christmas, my true love gave to me . ....
Dog with one eye
Two blondes were walking down the road and the first blonde said “Look at...