dishwasher breaks down
What do you do if your dishwasher breaks down? Kick her in the butt!
Quote on Monica
What did Clinton say when commenting on Monica?She has the whitest teeth I’ve ever...
Church announcement bloopers!
15 actual announcements taken from church bulletins:1. Don’t let worry kill you- let the...
Doing the right thing
Son : Mom, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he...
Today is my daughter’s 18th birthday…
I’m so glad that this is my last child support payment. Month after month,...
Two goldfish are in a tank when one turns to the other…
Two goldfish are in a tank when one turns to the other and says...
A tight travel budget
|All workers please be advised of the following changes to the travel policy.MemorandumTo: All...
Desert island encounter
This guy is stranded on a desert island, all alone for ten years.One day,...
How to give your Cat a Pill.
1. Pick cat up and cradle it in the crook of your left arm...
Redneck wins lottery…
A Redneck buys a ticket and wins the lottery. He goes toAustin to claim...