Duck shopper
A duck walks in to a drug store and asks for a condom.The sales...
The Blond and the Brunette.
There was a Blond and a Brunette on an airplane.All of a sudden the...
You’ve changed my mind
|Lawyer: “Now that you have been acquitted, will you tell me truly? Did you...
The Taxi Driver
A priest and a taxi driver both died and went to heaven. St. Peter...
When the old golfer died, Peter met him at the gates of heaven…
When the old golfer died, Peter met him at the gates of heaven.”Sorry, old...
Quick Ones!
What’s the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? – 45 lbs. What’s the...
Jesus’s Ethnicity
Proof That Jesus Was Jewish:1. He went into his father’s business.2. He lived at...
Flea jokes 02
|What did the clean dog say to the insect?Long time no flea!Who rode a...
The Angel atop a Christmas Tree
On Christmas Eve Santa Claus was getting ready for his annual trip.As he pulled...
Sid and Barney play golf
Sid and Barney head out for a quick round of golf. Since they are...