Crew Cut
What do you call an Eagle Scout with a crew cut?A bald eagle!
Bonds And Men
What’s the difference between government bonds and men?Bonds mature.
What do you get when you cross Holy Water with castor oil?
What do you get when you cross Holy Water with castor oil?A religious movement!
Change my mind
The church was conducting its annual fund drive. One member of the congregation said,...
The New Tax Law
The only thing that the IRS has not yet taxed is the male penis....
A man and his wife go to their honeymoon hotel for their 25th anniversary…
A man and his wife go to their honeymoon hotel for their 25th anniversary....
Doctor, Doctor!!!
Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I’m a dog.Doctor: Sit on the couch and we...
Nationalities
Q: What nationality are you if you’re going to the bathroom? A: EuropeanQ: And...
What goes in and out and smells of piss?
What goes in and out and smells of piss?The Queen Mother
How can you tell when your girlfriend is horny?
How can you tell when your girlfriend’s horny? You stick your hands in her...