Only once
“Miss Jones, we can’t employ you as a model,” the editor from themen’s magazine...
Insults
You’re so ugly, yo momma had to tie a pork chop around your neck...
Children Quotes
The first half of our life is ruined by our parents and the second...
How much for all night?
|The woman seated herself in the psychiatrists office. “What seems to be the problem?”...
Baked Beans
Once upon a time there lived a woman who had a maddening passion forbaked...
How do you keep an idiot occupied?
How do you keep a idiot occupied?(Scroll Down) . . . . . ....
Michael Hoolihan was courting Frances Phelan
|Michael Hoolihan was courting Frances Phelan. The young couple sat in the parlor of...
The Less You Know, The More You Make
“Salary Theorem” states that “Engineers and Scientists can never earn as much as Business...
Truth Be Told
A very elderly couple is having an elegant dinner to celebrate their 75th wedding...
wooo mama!
One day a kid asks his mom if he can take a shower with...