Stirring Prescription
Patient: Doctor, what I need is something to stir me up; something to put...
Mrs. Ogden went to her doctor and said…
Mrs. Ogden went to her doctor and said “Please give me aprescription for the...
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CLASSIFIED ERRORS, from a small-town daily: (Monday) FORE SALE – R. D. Jones has...
men and beer bottles
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What is the difference between hard and light?
What’s the difference between hard and light? – You can sleep with a light...
Pirate Joke
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Sister Ann, arent you putting on a little weight?
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The 12 marriages!
A lawyer got married to a woman who had previously been married 12 times....