Caught by alligators
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Favorite Wine
Q: What’s a blonde’s favorite wine?A: “Daaaddy, I want to go to Miaaami!”
The ages of man
God created the mule, and told him, ‘you will be Mule, workingconstantly from dusk...
The Golden Toilet
There was this guy, let’s call him bob. One night Bob went to about...
Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?
why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?breasts don’t have eyes
The Wagon
It seems a farm boy accidentally overturned his wagon-load of corn. The farmer who...
How do you know Monica Lewinsky is Jewish?
How do you know Monica Lewinsky is Jewish?If she wasn’t,she wouldn’t have stained her...
New Name
So, I recently took a tour of the White House, and on the tour...
Canadian Baseball
Q: What do you call a Canadian Baseball team?A: Foreigners.
That Scottish couple finally worked out a solution…
That Scottish couple finally worked out a solution to the eternallove triangle.They ate the...