Things you’d really like to say at work!
01. I can see your point, but you’re still full of crap.02. I don’t...
I think I need a pair of glasses
|Patient: Doctor, I think I need glasses.Teller: You certainly do! This is a bank.
Call the Doctor
After an accident, a woman stepped forward and prepared to help the victim. She...
Don’t try this at home!
Two married buddies are out drinking one night when one turns to the other...
A fellow, who had spent his whole life in the desert…
A fellow, who had spent his whole life in the desert, comes to visit...
Blonde Nurse?
Doctor: Did you take the patient’s temperature? Nurse: No. Is it missing?
Who does Michael Jackson consider a Perfect 10?
Who does Michael Jackson consider a Perfect “10″? Two 5 year olds.
One day the teacher decides to play an animal game…
One day the teacher decides to play an animal game. She holds up a...
Will I live any longer?
|Patient: Doctor, if I give up wine, women, and song, will I live longer?Doctor:...
Definition of a good date!
These three women were roommates. One night they all had all gone out on...