I\’m glad I\’m a man
I’M GLAD I’M A MANI’m glad I’m a man, you better believe. I don’t...
Marry You
Q: How do you get a blonde to marry you?A: Tell her she’s pregnant.Q:...
Darwin Awards- 1999
DARWIN AWARD RUNNERS-UP: #1 – LOS ANGELES, CA. Ani Saduki, 33, and his brother...
Race dead candidates
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Different Balls
A young couple had identical twin sons and nearly everyone had a heck of...
Yo Mamma
Yo mamma’s armpits are so hairy, it looks like she got Don King in...
What do you get when you cross a Jehovah Witness and an atheist?
What do you get when you cross a Jehovah’s Witness and an atheist?Someone who...
Pick-Up Rebuttal Humor
1.) Man: “Haven’t we met before?” Woman: “Yes, I was the receptionist at the...
Protesting
I’m against picketing, but I don’t know how to show it.-Mitch Hedberg
Want to make love to you
He said – Since I first laid eyes on you, I’ve wanted to make...