Good advices
OLD telephone directories make ideal personal address books. Simply crossout the names and address...
Domination
Everybody on earth dies and goes to heaven.God comes and says, “I want the...
Vocal jokes
|Q: How do you tell when your lead singer is at the door?A: He...
Windows 2000 Errors!
The following are new Error Messages are planned for Windows 2000:1) Smash forehead on...
The Race
There are three guys named Manners, Shutup, and Crap.They were really bored, so they...
3 Viagra Pills
A guy goes to his doctor and says,”Doc, I have a problem.”"My girlfriend is...
Irish girl confesses sins
|The Irish girl knelt in the confessional and said, “Bless me, Father, for I...
Crafty Mom
John invited his mother over for dinner one evening. During the meal, she couldn’t...
Why do doctors slap babies when they are born?
Why do doctors slap babies when they are born? To knock the penises off...
Electric Train
A few days after Christmas, a mother was working in the kitchen listening to...