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Razorback Hogs
Bill Clinton got off his helicopter in front of the White House with a...
Death
Death: What some patients do in the end, to humiliate the doctor.
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Mr. Baldwin, the biology teacher called on Mary, “Can you tell me the part...
Grasshopper
A grasshopper walks into a bar and says, “Bartender, give me a drink.”The bartender...
This man got his prescription for Viagra…
This man got his prescription for Viagra, and goes home to get ready for...
97 year old man comes to his doctor looking depressed…
97 year old man comes to his doctor looking depressed.He says “Doc, I think...
Impressing a Woman/Man
How To Impress a Woman:Compliment her Cuddle her Kiss her Tease her Comfort her...
Well Done!
A man’s house is on fire. No help is in sight so he takes...