The Mom Dictionary!
AIRPLANE: What Mom impersonates to get a 1-yr.-old to eat strained beets.ALIEN: What Mom...
Testifying
A witness to an automobile accident was testifying. The following exchange took place between...
Driver’s Test
Q: Why did the blonde keep failing her driver’s test?A: Because every time the...
What is blue and sings alone?
What’s blue and sings alone? – Dan Ackroyd.
Whale of a Story.
A male whale and a female whale were swimming off the coast of Japan,...
You know you are in a Texas church when
People grumble about Noah letting coyotes on the ark. The preacher says, “I’d like...
The Lone Ranger and Tonto are riding through…
The Lone Ranger and Tonto are riding through one of the manycanyons when suddenly...
A fellow decides to take off early from work…
A fellow decides to take off early from work and go drinking. He stays...
Long and Hard
Q: To a blonde, what is long and hard?A: Grade4.
A popular whore house was visited by a lesbian….
A popular whore house was visited by a lesbian. The lesbian requested a 15...