Having a baby at 80
An 80-year-old man is having his annual checkup. The doctor asks him how he’s...
It’s a ladybug
A customer was sitting in a bar having a few drinks when he noticed...
OLD never dies
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Afternoon Quickie
Joe and Wanda had a small apartment in the city and they decided that...
Don’t Step On The Ducks…
Three friends died and went to heaven. The first friend, Sarah, was the first...
Act Religious
A plane full of retirees headed for Florida was gripped with fear when the...
When I was in jr. high, all I wanted was a girl with big breasts…
When I was in jr. high, all I wanted was a girl with big...
How do you know when a blonde has been working on your computer?
How do you know when a blonde has been working on your computer?There’s white...
What are the worst 3 years of a blondes life?
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How to give your Cat a Pill.
1. Pick cat up and cradle it in the crook of your left arm...