Guru and Novacaine
Why did the guru refuse Novacaine when he went to his dentist?He wanted to...
Lawyers arrive in Japan
|Take heart, America. Three monkey wrenches have been thrown into Japan’s well-oiled economic machine....
A blonde calls the fire department cause her house was on fire…
A blonde calls the fire department cause her house was on fire. They ask...
Men say = Men really mean.
I’m hungry = I’m hungry.I’m sleepy = I’m sleepy.I’m tired = I’m tired.Do you...
Whats the world weakest animal?
|Whats the world weakest animal?A toad, he croaks if you even touch him!
How does a women hold her liquor?
How does a women hold her liquor?By the ears.
What goes: Clip Clop Clip Clop…
What goes: Clip Clop Clip Clop BANG Clipidy Clop Clipidy Clop?An Amish drive-by shooting.
Signs and notices 09
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. Sign in an...
Tired On 1 April
Why were the Scouts so tired on April 1?Because they had just finished a...
moth nibble a hole
|Why did the moth nibble a hole in the carpet?He wanted to see the...