Old Beach Babe
Two elderly ladies are sitting on the front porch, doing nothing. One lady turns...
your mama is so fat
Yo mama is so fat she uses her underwear for bungy jumping.
What do you call a blonde in the freezer?
What do you call a blonde in the freezer?A Frosted Flake.
On his Deathbed!
Father Murphy was ministering to a man on his deathbed.”Renounce Satan!” yelled Father Sullivan.”No!,”...
Better Than Drunk
Outraged wife: Couldn’t you think of anything better than coming home drunk like this?Husband:...
Strange people are here
|There was a young Scottish boy called Angus who decided to try life in...
What Would You Do?
“Come on, Steve,” one guy said to another at the gym, “your wife is...
Clean restrooms
On her way home the same blonde drove past another sign that said”CLEAN RESTROOMS...
5000 dead lawyers
What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?A good...
Why do men take showers instead of baths?
Why do men take showers instead of baths?Pissing in the bath is disgusting.