Indian Pun! heehee
Q: Did you hear about the Indian who drank 200 cups of tea?A: He...
Bullfighters
What do you call four bullfighters in quicksand?Quattro sinko.
‘Twas The Night Before Xmas- Redneck
‘Twas the night before Christmas And all through the trailerNot a creature was stirrin’...
A bookworm!
|What reads and lives in an apple?A bookworm!
Computer Died
Ted: Last night my computer died. Ned: What did it die of? Ted: Aterminal...
Marriage Quotes 2
Marriage is like a bank account. You put it in, you take it out,...
Bill and Hillary are at the first baseball game of…
Bill and Hillary are at the first baseball game of the season. SuddenlyClinton grabs...
How to shoot yourself in the foot
|Assembler: You shoot yourself in the foot.Ada: The Department of Defense shoots you in...
Drugs have a generic name.
Generic Drug Names:Tylenol is Acetaminophen, Advil is Ibuprofen, Penicillin is Amoxycillin.So what’s the generic...
Look at me!
A little black boy goes into the kitchen where his mom is baking. He...