Doctor’s Notes 1
A man comes into the ER and yells; “My wife’s going to have her...
A Jewish couple, are sitting together on an airplane flying…
A Jewish couple, are sitting together on an airplane flying to the Far East....
Two old friends from the mountains ran into each other…
Two old friends from the mountains ran into each other at thelocal bar. One...
Fourth Time Married
Jim: Joe, I hear you just got married again. Joe: Yes, for the fourth...
Origin of Lawyers
An anxious woman goes to her doctor.”Doctor,” she asks nervously, “can you get pregnant...
1 wish ?
Two guys, of limited intelligence, were on a ship that sank in the middle...
You’ve been programming too long when
When you are counting objects, you go “0,1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,A,B,C,D…”. When asked about a bus schedule,...
Improving
Sam arrived home from work early one afternoon only to surprise his wife busily...
Blonde in Exam
The blonde reported for her University final examination which consists of “yes/no” type questions.She...
What’s the biggest drawback in the jungle?
What’s the biggest drawback in the jungle?The Elephants foreskin.