Blonde quickies 181-200
181. Q: What do you call a blonde in a tree with a brief...
Little Johnny and the experiment.
A professor of chemistry wanted to teach his 5th grade class a lesson about...
own mind
He says he has a mind of his own. He’s welcome to it– who...
The dead redneck!
A redneck named Clyde died in a fire and was burnt pretty bad and...
Bit by Bit
Prisoner: Look here, doc! You’ve already removed my spleen, tonsils, adenoids, and one of...
If men had PMS, what would happen?
If men had PMS, what would happen?a) The federal government would allocate funds to...
After working together for a while…
After working together for a while, Dick and Jane’s office romance blossomed, and they...
Nothing Works
I was enjoying the second week of a two-week vacation the same way I...
Kneesles
A young couple got married and they’ve never made love before. On their wedding...
Texan’s guide to life
|Never squat with yer spurs on. There’s two theories to arguin’ with a woman;...