George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard II
Use computers to look busy. Any time you use a computer,it looks like “work”...
If Operating Systems Were Beers
DOS Beer: Requires you to use your own can opener, and requires you to...
Three men and a baby
“Three Men And A Baby”……..What you get when four men go fishing and one...
Taking Temperature
This guy took his nymphomaniac wife to the sex therapist for treatment.”This is one...
Converting to metric
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Ways to tell someone their fly is open.
20. The cucumber has left the salad.19. I can see the gun of Navarone.18....
The Pope took a philosophy professor…
The Pope took a philosophy professor (an atheist at that) out fishing on a...
never forget a face
I never forget a face!But in your case I’ll make an exception!
Did you hear Lassie had a son with a Rottweiler?
Did you hear Lassie had a son with a Rottweiler?It rips off your arm,...
The first client
A young lawyer, starting up his private practice, was very anxiousto impress potential clients....