Why is sex like money in the bank?
Why is sex like money in the bank?Because when you withdraw, you lose interest.Sent...
Life According To TV Land
What the world is like in TV land:1. If a woman is running away...
Good/Bad Car Accident
Harry answers the telephone, and it’s an Emergency Room doctor.The doctor says, “Your wife...
Uncircumcised
Why are some men uncircumcised?The doctors were afraid of causing brain damage to the...
Steven Wright on dogs
|The other day, I was walking my dog around my building…on the ledge. Some...
Quick Witted Boy
There was a boy who worked in the produce section of the supermarket.A man...
Some quick thinking!
A man and a woman meet at bar one day and are getting along...
50 Things to Do in a Mall
1. Ride mechanical horses with coins fished out of the reflecting pond. 2. Try...
Optician
A man goes into the optician and asks for his eyes to be tested...
Women pump gas now
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...