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Our Stupid Apartments On Fire!
Two blondes realize that their apartment is on fire and go out onto the...
A parent’s night before Christmas
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The power of the press
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Men Are Like Popcorn
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Sight of Money
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Mother-in-law: I baked two kinds of cookies today…
Mother-in-law: I baked two kinds of cookies today. Would you like to takeyour pick?Son-in-law:...
What is the difference between an oral and rectal thermometer?
What is the difference between an oral and rectal thermometer? The taste.