The Windows Rejection Song
|Why are there so many, users of Windows?Don’t people have any pride?Windows is useless,...
Clinton is in Heaven
President Clinton died and knocked at the Pearly Gates. “Who goes there?” inquired St....
A seal visits a local bar
|A seal walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink.The bartender...
ABC’s
Student: Can I use the bathroom?Teacher: Okay but first say your ABC’s.Students: ABCDEFGHIJKLMNO QRSTUVWXYZTeacher:...
One day, a diver was enjoying the aquatic world…
One day, a diver was enjoying the aquatic world 20 feet below sea level....
Arkansas Crazy Law
A man can legally beat his wife, but not more than once a month....
The Name Game
If Kitty Carlisle married Conway Twitty, she’d be Kitty Twitty.If Yoko Ono married Sonny...
Young Man !
Three old ladies went for a walk in the park, they were suddenly approached...
Italian, Black, and a Jew
Three best friends are at the corner bar on a Friday night as usual....
Getting into fights
|A young couple drove several miles down a country road, not saying a word.An...