Cat jokes 09
|Q: What does a lion brush his mane with?A: A catacomb!Q: What noise does...
Quack, Quack
There was this city doctor who started a practice in the countryside. He once...
The Confessional
Tommy O’Connor went to confession and said, “Forgive me Father for I have sinned”…..”What...
Meeting the Pope
A rich American tourist was holidaying in Rome, and was intent on seeing the...
How many Serbs does in take to change a Lighbulb?
How many Serbs does in take to change a Lighbulb?It doesn’t matter..Theres a Blackout!
These two country boys, brothers, were knocking around…
These two country boys, brothers, were knocking around one lazy summer day and thought...
How to dump a guy
Dear ________,I regret to inform you that you have been eliminated from further contention...
This one New Yorker married himself a southern gal…
This one New Yorker married himself a southern gal and brought her to the...
Learning
A man met a beautiful lady and he decided he wanted to marry her...
CLINTON DEPLOYS VOWELS TO BOSNIA
Cities of Sjlbvdnzv, Grzny to Be First RecipientsBefore an emergency joint session of Congress...