If She Married Him, She’d Be…
If Yoko Ono married Sonny Bono, she’d be Yoko Ono Bono.If Dolly Parton married...
Two retired ladies were on the beach in Miami…
Two retired ladies were on the beach in Miami.They were discussing the fact that...
If Cray made toasters…
If Cray made toasters…They would cost $16 million but would be faster thanany other...
The Army Airborne major was used to harassment…
The Army Airborne major was used to harassment from AirForce fliers about crazy Army...
stop for a glow worm
|When should you stop for a glow worm?When he has a red light!
Genie and the Beer
Two old guys were fishing in a boat on Lake Michigan. A bottle comes...
You know you’re out of college when…
You know you’re out of college when…1. Your salary is less than your tuition.2....
Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?
why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?breasts don’t have eyes
What do elephants use for tampoons?
Q. What do elephants use for tampoons ?A. Sheep.
Tracking a Shoo-be-doo-be
Q: What do you look for when you’re tracking a shoo-be-doo-be?A: Shoo-be-doo-be-doo.