Got a second?
God, I was wondering…how long is a million years to you?”God answered, “Son, a...
New Year Resolutions for Pets
|15. I will not eat other animals’ poop. 14. I will not lick my...
No Fishing!
A couple went on vacation to a fishing resort up north. The husband liked...
SCHEDULE OF A MAN
A MAN’S SCHEDULE 1. Get up. 2. Pass gas. 3. Drink cup of black...
What’s the difference between a drunk and an alcoholic?
What’s the difference between a drunk and an alcoholic?A drunk doesn’t have to go...
What did the egg say to the boiling water?
What did the egg say to the boiling water?”I just got laid and now...
Why the Lesbian tennis star could not compete in the Dutch Open?
Q. Why couldn’t the Lesbian tennis star compete in the Dutch Open?A. She got...
Why do priests wear shorts in the shower?
Why do priests wear shorts in the shower?They don’t like to look down on...
What happens when a Jew with an erection walks into a wall?
Q: What happens when a Jew with an erection walks into a wall?A: He...