The elephant’s trunk transplant
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When the old golfer died, Peter met him at the gates of heaven…
When the old golfer died, Peter met him at the gates of heaven.”Sorry, old...
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How come Mexico never has a good Olympic team?
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Three cowboys are sitting around a campfire…
Three cowboys are sitting around a campfire, out on the lonesome prairie,each with the...
Why do dogs stick their noses in women’s crotches?
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Let me out!!!
You’re in a room with no doors and no windows, and all you have...
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