What would you do if you had a condum with a hole…
What would you do if you had a condum with a holein it in...
The Whales.
Your momma so fat, when she goes to the aquarium the whales sing “WE...
Once in a medieval times, there was a King who was getting sort of…
Once in a medieval times, there was a King who was getting sort of...
What word starts with an ‘F’ and ends in ‘K’ that means a lot of…
What word starts with an ‘F’ and ends in ‘K’ that means a lot...
Women’s translations
|WOMEN?S LANGUAGE TRANSLATEDYes = NoNo = YesMaybe = NoI?m sorry. = You?ll be sorry.We...
How does a man keep his youth?
Q: How does a man keep his youth?A: By giving her money, furs and...
Rubbers
What does a smart man do with 365 used rubbers?? Makes it a tire...
Why do farts smell?
Why do farts smell? So deaf people can enjoy them too.
An old drunk stumbles into a confessional…
An old drunk stumbles into a confessional. After not hearing anything for a while...
Calling the shots.
I was in the waiting room of my doctor’s office the other day when...