English horn jokes
|Q: What is the difference between hearing an English horn solo and being tortured?A:...
What Tax?
This kid walks into the pharmacy: “I’ve a hot date tonight, a sure thing,...
A little old lady walked into the bank…
A little old lady walked into the bank, cashed a small check, and started...
An invisible man is here to see you
|Nurse: Doctor, there is an invisible man in your waiting room.Doctor: Tell him I...
Man’s Worst Nightmare
What’s a man’s worst nightmare?1) The Super Bowl is pre-empted by a soap opera....
Polak Garbage Bill
Q: What happens when a Polak doesn’t pay his garbage bill?A: They stop delivering.
Learning to Cuss
Two little kids, aged six and eight, decide it’s time to learn how to...
Penile Operation
A guy who has a stuttering problem goes in to his doctor and says...
Ultimate rejection!
What is the ultimate rejection?When you are masturbating and your hand falls asleep!
Saddam and Clinton
What might’ve happened:Saddam Hussein and Bill Clinton meet up in Baghdad for the first...