What Do you tell a woman with two black eyes?
What Do you tell a woman with two black eyes ? Nothing, you told...
First Aid Course
When a car skidded on wet pavement and struck a telephone pole, severalbystanders ran...
A man decided to have a face lift…
A man decided to have a face lift for his birthday. He spends $5,000...
More cool bumper stickers!
I don’t suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.There’s too much blood...
Sunday School
Little Mary was not the best student in Sunday school. Usually she slept through...
A Jewish young man was seeing a psychiatrist…
A Jewish young man was seeing a psychiatrist for an eating and sleeping disorder....
New Computer Viruses!
John Bobbit Virus–Removes a vital part of your hard disk and then re-attaches it....
Dress Shop Burglary
“Sir, I understand you admit to having broken into the dress shop four times,”...
A blonde walks into the police department looking for a job…
A blonde walks into the police department looking for a job.The officer wants to...
Foreplay
After the first week of sex education class, a young shapely teen stormed out...