Why couldn’t the blond pass her drivers test?
Q: Why couldn’t the blond pass her drivers test?A: Every time the car stopped...
Hypothetical Question
A little boy goes up to his father and asks:”Dad, what’s the difference between...
A Mother Cow
What do you call a mother cow that lost her calf?”Decafinated”
In San Francisco
Q: Why don’t blondes in San Francisco wear short black mini skirts?A: Cause their...
3 Sick Soldiers…
An army Major visits the sick soldiers, goes up to one private and asks...
Building the Ark
And the Lord spoke to Noah and said: “In six months I’m going to...
Good morning ladies…
This blind guy was walking pass the fish market and he said”Good morning ladies..”
An extremely loyal fan
|There was a Packers fan with a really crappy seat at Lambeau. Looking with...
Vikings in a Dome.
Why do the Vikings play in a Dome?Because even God can’t stand to watch!
At the spawn shop!
|Where do you get frogs eggs?At the spawn shop!