Arkansas
.. 3 million people, 15 last names.
Dead Wife?
How can you tell if your wife is dead? Sex is the same but...
Tombstone Epitaph X
The grave of Ellen Shannon in Girard, Pennsylvania is almost a consumertip:Who was fatally...
Don’t ask any questions
A guy worked in an adult book store. One afternoon his friend walked in....
What’s the difference between a new husband and a new dog?
What’s the difference between a new husband and a new dog?After a year, the...
Pinoccio
What did Snow White say when she sat on Pinoccio’s nose?”Tell a lie.”
Optician
A man goes into the optician and asks for his eyes to be tested...
Definition of Programmer
Definition of ProgrammerProgrammer:A person who passes as an exacting expert on the basis of...
Your Mommas…
Your Momma’s teeth are so yellow that when she smiles people SLOW DOWN!
Least Popular Halloween Handouts
Spinach flavored Rice Cakes. Teeth removing Taffy Metamucil in a straw Ex-Lax Brownies Caramel...