Jump out of the plane
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Satanic Barney Proof
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Here’s Little Johnny!
A teacher in New York City wanted to see how many animals the city...
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GOD’S – Quality Management Questionnaire
God would like to thank you for your belief and patronage. In order to...
Late Payment Letter
Gentlemen:I have just received your letter in regards to the bill I owe you....
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Early retirement
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A girl goes to the doctor…
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