There was a drunk man walking down the street turning…
There was a drunk man walking down the street turninghis car keys back and...
Three vampires go to a bar
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Overheard In Airplane
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Wrong Operation
One Polish surgeon asks another: “How did that appendectomy go?”"Appendectomy?” shrieks the other. “I...
Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?
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Riddle me this???
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