Sex Education
A man boarded an airplane and took his seat. As he settled in, he...
Great Pick Up Lines!
I wish I was one of your tears, so I could be born in...
How do you make a dead baby float?
How do you make a dead baby float?Two scoops of ice cream and one...
Story of my friend
|I have a friend who is a pilot on a 747.I said “Hi Jack.”He...
Speech to the deaf.
An Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman are all to give speaches to the...
Illinois Crazy Law
The English language is not to be spoken. You may be arrested for vagrancy...
International Travellers Bloopers
International Travellers Bloopers1. On a French passenger jet: Live West Under Your Seat.2. In...
What Appointment?
One night, as a couple lay down for bed, the husband gently taps his...
Crushing a man’s ego real fast!
30 Things Never to Say to a Naked Man…1. I’ve smoked fatter joints than...
Things You Never Use
Donna arrived home from work early one day and found her husband, Glen, in...