The duck in the bar
A duck walks into a bar, sits down at the barstool, and waits for...
yo mammas breath…
yo mammas breath so nasty that when she burps her teeth have to duck
When the boy started Kindergarten, the teacher…
When the boy started Kindergarten, the teacher asked all the children to give their...
What should I do then?
|Patient: Doctor, what should I do if my temperature goes up five more points?Doctor:...
Why Women Make Less
A job negotiator and a feminist were in dispute… The feminist was arguing over...
Saving the Oppossum!
Late one night a couple is driving down a country highway and run over...
Different sex outcomes
Different sex outcomesBrunette after sex: “Oh that was great! Love you… wanna marry?”Blonde after...
Turkey Football
The pro football team had just finished theirdaily practice session when a large turkey...
walking holiday in Ireland
|A man was on a walking holiday in Ireland. He became thirsty so decided...
Go Softly
Here lies my wife in earthy mould; when she lived did naught but scold....