What does an elephant use as a vibrator?
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My Granny\’s Better!
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The Man’s Point System!
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even more blonde q and a’s
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Three guys were talking one morning about how drunk they were…
Three guys were talking one morning about how drunk they were at this party...
Lost In The Snow
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Paradox of Men
If you can’t go down on them, you’re not a good partner.If you can...
How do you catch an elephant?
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