Apologetic Spouse
Mrs. Riley, you say you divorced your husband 6 years ago, but you have...
In the beginning…
When the new patient was settled comfortably on the couch, the psychiatrist began his...
Temperatures
Temperatures60 degrees – Californians put their sweaters on. 50 degrees – Miami residents turn...
Why did God give men larger brains than dogs?
Why did God give men larger brains than dogs? So they won’t hump women’s...
Tactfullness
The contemplative routine of the convent was being disrupted by the presence of workmen...
The preacher buys a parrot
|A preacher is buying a parrot.”Are you sure it doesn’t scream, yell, or swear?”...
Farts
Q: Why do farts smell?A: So deaf people can enjoy them too.
Why me!?!
A man was speeding down the highway, feeling secure in a gaggle of cars...
Oboe jokes
|Q: How do you get five oboes in tune?A: Shoot four of them.Q: What...
Where Did You Get The Idea?
On the way home from the party, the woman said to her husband, “Have...